Tuesday, April 30, 2013

A Very Jerry May Day

Film Description

It's May Day for Jerry Springer and this awesome holiday isn't going well for our least favorite untalented TV personality. This story is going to suck (which really doesn't help), Jerry's dinner with Paula Deen and her rabbit Fufu Snookums is cancelled, and all that PBS is showing is "A Reading Rainbow May Day"! This May Day is gonna suck, until Jerry is visited by the ghost of Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie! Georgie takes Springer to Rodeo Drive and.....excuse me, my four year old nephew Brian P. Jeoffrey III needs me to get him some chimichongas. I apologize.
Alright, I'm back. Anyways...OH LORD! I got a neighbor who desperately needs an emergency fire blanket! I apologize sincerely!
You know what? This story isn't going anywhere. This narrator quits!

There are no reviews because this was a sucky attempt at celebrating May Day. Oh, well....

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